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Title: The overseas channels are worse, John
Author: timberwolfoz
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG for implied sexual activity.
Disclaimer: ACD/BBC’s.
Warnings: minor spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia.
Summary: “Labels.”
Acknowledgements: Many thanks to random_nexus for the beta.
Notes: When I fell into Sherlock fandom, I thought it was going to be a reading fandom… until after ASiB, I kept hearing John’s first line of dialogue in my head. (Yeah, I’m auditory.) I sat down with Word and this emerged.

“I thought you were asexual. If anything,” John said, a puzzled frown on his face.

Sherlock gave him a scornful look – quite an achievement, since he was currently straddling John’s legs in John’s favoured armchair, his pale skin bearing unmistakeable traces of stubble burn from their recent extended snog. “Labels.”

“Then what? – I mean, what?”

“Really, John. Do you really want to discuss the exact state of my sexual orientation now?”

“Well, considering you dumped yourself in my lap without so much as a by-your-leave, yes, I would like to know what’s going on, thank you. And you might want to be a bit… a bit less you. Y’know, I could decide to just dump you on your arse.”

Sherlock, infuriatingly for John, raised an eyebrow, an intrigued smile on his face. “Ah, aggressive dominant tendencies as well. I thought so.”


“Oh, for heaven’s sakes, John, I’m not an idiot, nor am I an innocent.” This last was delivered with withering scorn.

“But – “

“My dear brother doesn’t know everything. And that’s the last time I wish to discuss my brother when engaged in any activity of a remotely sexual nature.”

John gave him a challenging stare. “Oh we are, are we?”

Sherlock merely smiled smugly at him, shifting on John’s lap in a fashion that caused John to inhale sharply. “Well?”

“You’d better not be doing this because you’re bored and there’s nothing on telly.”

Sherlock grinned. “Well, Strictly isn’t on for another half hour...”



( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Jan. 8th, 2012 08:59 am (UTC)
Nooo, don't stop! I want moooore!
Jan. 8th, 2012 10:30 am (UTC)
I think at that stage what would be next would be a lot of chortling and John whapping Sherlock with the Union Jack cushion.

As to after, depends on what they have to say...

*crickets chirp*

... bastards. ;)
Jan. 8th, 2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
I like Snarky John, especially “You’d better not be doing this because you’re bored and there’s nothing on telly.”. Delighted your muses have remembered where you live.
Jan. 8th, 2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
It's hysterical - in my head they're so schmoopy that I blink (and you know what a sap I am) but once I start typing... snark mode for both of them. ;)
Jan. 9th, 2012 07:18 am (UTC)
Nice work. I love a mix of humor and sexual tension.
Jan. 9th, 2012 11:48 am (UTC)
Thanks! That's how I like my sex scenes as well, and John and Sherlock are just tailor made for it. ;)
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