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Title: From Bonn to Bratislava, not via Thursday Island
Author: timberwolfoz
Fandom: BBC Sherlock/Cabin Pressure
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Martin Crieff, Douglas Richardson
Ratings: G
A/N: Not mine. Sherlock Holmes originally created by Arthur Conan Doyle: the modern version copyright by Mark Gatiss, Stephen Moffat and the BBC. Cabin Pressure by John Finnemore, Positive Productions and the BBC. No permission, no copyright infringement intended, etc.
Many thanks, as always, to ohcute for her speedy beta.
Summary: When Sherlock was 'dead' only two people in his life knew he wasn't. Molly Hooper… and within a few months, his cousin Martin.

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Title: Doth feast in our Crossbones Graveyard
Author: timberwolfoz
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Words: 926, including John Constable's poetry.
Rating: M for off-screen murder, accidental death, suicide, rape and drug use.
A/N: Not mine. Sherlock Holmes originally created by Arthur Conan Doyle: the modern version copyright by Mark Gatiss, Stephen Moffat and the BBC. The poetry from The Southwark Mysteries is copyright to John Constable. All used without permission.
Information on John Constable, Crossbones Graveyard, and the campaign to preserve it, can be found at http://www.crossbones.org.uk/
Many thanks to ohcute for the extremely fast turnaround on the beta, and for reminding me that the day I wrote and posted the story, the 23rd of April, is not only St George's day but Shakespeare's birthday; both significant events in the Crossbones rituals.
Remembering Sammy and David. May you rest in peace.
Summary: Sherlock is often out and about on unnamed errands. John is yet to mention the fact that he always disappears on the night of the 23rd.

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Title: PDAs, not of the Palm Pilot variety
Author: timberwolfoz
Rating: PG for hinted domestic abuse (offstage)
Disclaimer: Not mine. ACD’s, the Beebs and Moffatiss’s.(Though given we’ve just heard that filming on s3 won't start until next year, I’ve got a loooong time to play with them.)
Summary: Post Reichenbach. What would Sherlock and John do about those ‘…display things?’
Acknowledgements: Grateful thanks to ohcute for beta’ing and general brainstorming. Also to reapersun to her cartoon on the subject, which indirectly inspired the discussion.

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Title: I seem to have acquired a curly-haired blanket
Author: timberwolfoz
Rated: PG at most
Disclaimer: Not mine: ACD’s and the Beeb’s
Summary: a bit of Sunday morning schmoop. Set in an amorphous time post-Reichenbach. Not beta’d. (Mind you, I wouldn’t go crook if someone offered.)

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Title: Well, it puts my mind at rest
Author: timberwolfoz
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John if you squint.
Warnings: much with the fluff. 
Rating: G.
ObDisclaimer: ACDs and BBCs. I'm just looking after them for now.
Summary: Obligatory post-Reichenbach Falls fluff, though written before the episode. No spoilers.
Acknowledgements: Dedicated to all the Sherlock fen who are crying, hyperventilating or eating icecream straight from the carton right now, with particular thanks to peak_in_darien for looking this over. Also to my cat, who is demanding of all of the patses, especially when I'm attempting to write.

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Title: The overseas channels are worse, John
Author: timberwolfoz
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG for implied sexual activity.
Disclaimer: ACD/BBC’s.
Warnings: minor spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia.
Summary: “Labels.”
Acknowledgements: Many thanks to random_nexus for the beta.
Notes: When I fell into Sherlock fandom, I thought it was going to be a reading fandom… until after ASiB, I kept hearing John’s first line of dialogue in my head. (Yeah, I’m auditory.) I sat down with Word and this emerged.
Enjoy!


“I thought you were asexual. If anything,” John said, a puzzled frown on his face.

Sherlock gave him a scornful look – quite an achievement, since he was currently straddling John’s legs in John’s favoured armchair, his pale skin bearing unmistakeable traces of stubble burn from their recent extended snog. “Labels.”

“Then what? – I mean, what?”

“Really, John. Do you really want to discuss the exact state of my sexual orientation now?”

“Well, considering you dumped yourself in my lap without so much as a by-your-leave, yes, I would like to know what’s going on, thank you. And you might want to be a bit… a bit less you. Y’know, I could decide to just dump you on your arse.”

Sherlock, infuriatingly for John, raised an eyebrow, an intrigued smile on his face. “Ah, aggressive dominant tendencies as well. I thought so.”

“What?”

“Oh, for heaven’s sakes, John, I’m not an idiot, nor am I an innocent.” This last was delivered with withering scorn.

“But – “

“My dear brother doesn’t know everything. And that’s the last time I wish to discuss my brother when engaged in any activity of a remotely sexual nature.”

John gave him a challenging stare. “Oh we are, are we?”

Sherlock merely smiled smugly at him, shifting on John’s lap in a fashion that caused John to inhale sharply. “Well?”

“You’d better not be doing this because you’re bored and there’s nothing on telly.”

Sherlock grinned. “Well, Strictly isn’t on for another half hour...”

“Sherlock!”

Dear Yuletide writer,

Firstly, let me say how delighted I am that you share an interest in at least one of my smaller fandoms; possibly even all three. You never know; I keep bumping into familiar names from five fandoms ago or thereabouts. :)

Secondly, these prompts are only a guide if you're scratching your head and saying 'who is she and what the hell do I write for her?' If you've got a plotbunny that's been nibbling at your ankles, expecially if it needs just that little extra bit of impetus to transfer from your brain to your word processing program of choice, go for your life, as we say here. At the risk of sounding pompous, I'd rather you write the fic that you want to write and that has you burning with inspiration and typing so fast the program can't keep up than thinking 'ah, shit, I'd better write this because she wants it' and punching out a dutiful formulaic fic that bores you.

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Title: Old Age And Stamina Vs Youth And Skill
Author: Timberwolfoz
Pairing: OT3
Rating: NC17 for language, sexual activity, and mention of man-bits.
Warnings: foot fetish. Sorry, suggsygirl.
Summary: Old age has its advantages, but if you have younger and skillful lovers...
A/N: Many thanks to madmogs for the beta and tweaking of our threesome's voices, and apologies for subsequently sitting on it for a fortnight. Bloody 'flu...

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Title: Crack!Fic: Rules for Stray Cats
Author: Timberwolf
Email: timberwolfozster@gmail.com
Fandom: Highlander
Pairing: DM/M
Rating: R for implied m/m relationships and some strongish language.
Disclaimer: To state the bleedin' obvious, this is a work of amateur fiction and is not intended to infringe on the copyrights of Rysher: Davis/Panzer Productions or any other holders of the rights of Highlander:The Movie or Highlander: The Series.
Notes: Total Crack!Fic, based on "Rules For Stray Cats", various versions of which are floating around the internet. Unbeta'd, except for a glance over of an earlier version by pat_t. Not responsible, there must have been something in the water. At least, I'm sure any of the oldies who witnessed me giggling while I was simultaneously cleaning their houses and mentally writing this must have thought so. *g*
More seriously, given recent events, I wish to dedicate this to the memory of the late Bill Panzer, both as a thank-you for the series he was such a large part of, and as a celebration of his life. Rest in peace, Mr Panzer – or alternately, whoop it up in the afterlife.

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FIC: All I Ever Wanted, HL, D/M, PG-13

Title: All I Ever Wanted
Author: Timberwolf
Email: timberwolfozster@gmail.com
Fandom: Highlander
Pairing: DM/M
Rating: PG-13 for implied m/m and m/f relationships and language
Notes: This is set some indefinite time in the future, post-series. It may or may not be part of a larger fic that I'm writing: for now, all that needs to be said is that Duncan and Methos are An Item. Oh, as you'll probably guess from the mention of Connor: Endgame, Schmendgame.
Grateful thanks to pat_t and mcicioni for the fast beta and general encouragement.
Disclaimer: To state the bleedin' obvious, this is a work of amateur fiction and is not intended to infringe on the copyrights of Rysher: Davis/Panzer Productions or any other holders of the rights of Highlander:The Movie or Highlander: The Series.

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